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阿Joe很认真地在众人群前叙说着……
“Guys, I saw ‘it’ with my own eyes, ‘it’ is true, and ‘it’ is half-naked!”
众人兴奋地叫喊着。
“Wow!You mean you saw Avril in naked?!CoooooOool!”
“Teh hell NO!I mean that ‘thing’ that looks like a guy damn it!”
然后众人又更加兴奋地叫喊着……
“WoooOoW~!You mean you saw Avril and a guy, both naked, and she is doing something with his ‘thing’?Hallelujah!”
“你们这些死色情狂,是你们逼我的……”
待大家被阿Joe的履冰龙之爪‘冷静’后,米可将军才问道:“Ok, so she is not naked after all。Sucha waste……”
“Shut up Michael……” Mr.Origami狠狠地瞪着米可暗示要他闭嘴。“So by the way, Joe do you still remember how is that guy, or his ‘thing’ looks like?”
“I said, I did not saw his ‘thing’!”阿Joe快要发火了。“That guy is that ‘thing’!There is NO such ‘thing’ as what you all imagined, you bunch of moron!And yes I remember how is that ‘thing’ looks like, damn it!”
“Yea yea whatever……So can you explain how is that ‘thing’ actually looks like?”
“That ‘thing’, em... ok... actually ‘it’ looks like a man, yeah, ‘it’ is a man。”
“Darn it!Of course I know he is a man, I mean ‘how’ is he looks like?Description I mean: tall, fat, sexy or whatever……”
“O-ok, he is tall, not so fat, sexy……nope, not sexy at all。Hey, howbout I draw his face on a piece of paper?That picture sure worth more than a thousand words of mine。”
“True, draw please。”
……
……
“Joe, what is this……?”
“That thing!That guy that I saw! Wow this is how he looks like!”
“Nope, I don't think this is how he actually looks like, and I am in doubt that whether this type of angel-looking guy ever exist in this world。”
“NO!This is how he looks like!”
“Joe……If you don't have the talent, just say it out, we won't blame you。”
“I draw what I saw with 100% accurate!I swear!”
“Swear it to your dead dad please……”
“Come on guys!Isit that my drawing skill are so bad?”
“YES!!!!!!!!”大家同声喊道。
阿Joe很认真地在众人群前叙说着……
“Guys, I saw ‘it’ with my own eyes, ‘it’ is true, and ‘it’ is half-naked!”
众人兴奋地叫喊着。
“Wow!You mean you saw Avril in naked?!CoooooOool!”
“Teh hell NO!I mean that ‘thing’ that looks like a guy damn it!”
然后众人又更加兴奋地叫喊着……
“WoooOoW~!You mean you saw Avril and a guy, both naked, and she is doing something with his ‘thing’?Hallelujah!”
“你们这些死色情狂,是你们逼我的……”
待大家被阿Joe的履冰龙之爪‘冷静’后,米可将军才问道:“Ok, so she is not naked after all。Sucha waste……”
“Shut up Michael……” Mr.Origami狠狠地瞪着米可暗示要他闭嘴。“So by the way, Joe do you still remember how is that guy, or his ‘thing’ looks like?”
“I said, I did not saw his ‘thing’!”阿Joe快要发火了。“That guy is that ‘thing’!There is NO such ‘thing’ as what you all imagined, you bunch of moron!And yes I remember how is that ‘thing’ looks like, damn it!”
“Yea yea whatever……So can you explain how is that ‘thing’ actually looks like?”
“That ‘thing’, em... ok... actually ‘it’ looks like a man, yeah, ‘it’ is a man。”
“Darn it!Of course I know he is a man, I mean ‘how’ is he looks like?Description I mean: tall, fat, sexy or whatever……”
“O-ok, he is tall, not so fat, sexy……nope, not sexy at all。Hey, howbout I draw his face on a piece of paper?That picture sure worth more than a thousand words of mine。”
“True, draw please。”
……
……
“Joe, what is this……?”
“That thing!That guy that I saw! Wow this is how he looks like!”
“Nope, I don't think this is how he actually looks like, and I am in doubt that whether this type of angel-looking guy ever exist in this world。”
“NO!This is how he looks like!”
“Joe……If you don't have the talent, just say it out, we won't blame you。”
“I draw what I saw with 100% accurate!I swear!”
“Swear it to your dead dad please……”
“Come on guys!Isit that my drawing skill are so bad?”
“YES!!!!!!!!”大家同声喊道。